Tom Segura

Tom Segura (born April 16, 1979) is an American comedian from Cincinnati, Ohio. He currently lives in Los Angeles, California. Segura was born April 16, 1979 and originally lived in Dayton, Ohio. He also lived in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and Vero Beach, Florida. He has been performing as a comedian since shortly after he graduated from Lenoir-Rhyne University. Segura has performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, The Comedy Festival, the Global Comedy Festival in Vancouver, Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, the South Beach Comedy Festival. Tom was also a San Francisco regional finalist on Last Comic Standing 2. Segura is a member of the Deathsquad Network of standup comedians. When he was 18, Segura overdosed on GHB and fell into a short coma. He has two sisters. Segura is married to comedian Christina Pazsitzky. In 2015, they had their first child together. Tom also speaks Spanish fluently.

Works

Workaholics

The misadventures of three recent college dropouts, roommates, and co-workers at a telemarketing company and their drug dealer.

Release Date2011-04-06

Charactersd Mick

Episode Count1

Vote Count313

Comedy Central Presents

These half-hour specials showcased some of the best up-and-coming comedians of the moment. The show was a pivotal stepping stone for many of today's stand-up stars.

Release Date1998-12-01

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Episode Count1

Vote Count33

Happy Endings

A fresh and funny take on modern friendship and what one urban family will do to stay friends after the perfect couple who brought them all together break up on their wedding day. The failed wedding forces them all to question their life choices. Then there are Alex and Dave themselves, who strike a truce and must learn to live with the changes their breakup has brought.

Release Date2011-04-13

Charactersd Paparazzi

Episode Count1

Vote Count214

Bad Thoughts

A collection of hilariously disturbing stories that push the boundaries of decency in ways only Tom Segura could imagine.

Release Date2025-05-13

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Episode Count6

Vote Count41

Instant Family

When Pete and Ellie decide to start a family, they stumble into the world of foster care adoption. They hope to take in one small child but when they meet three siblings, including a rebellious 15 year old girl, they find themselves speeding from zero to three kids overnight.

Release Date2018-11-13

Charactersd Russ

Vote Count3259

Countdown

A young nurse downloads an app that tells her she only has three days to live. With time ticking away and a mysterious figure haunting her, she must find a way to save her life before time runs out.

Release Date2019-10-24

Charactersd Derek

Vote Count2331

The Opening Act

The film follows Will Chu whose true life passion is to become a stand-up comedian. He is given the opportunity to emcee a comedy show, opening for his hero, Billy G. Chu has to decide if he wants to continue the life he has set up or to pursue his dream, the life of a comedian.

Release Date2020-10-16

Charactersd Cop

Vote Count26

Flinch

A young Hitman--who lives with his mother--develops feelings for the witness of a murder he committed.

Release Date2021-01-21

Charactersd Ed

Vote Count17

Tom Segura: Ball Hog

Tom Segura scores laughs with uncomfortably candid stories about mothers, fathers, following your dreams — and other things you'd rather not think about.

Release Date2020-03-24

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Vote Count66

Tom Segura: Completely Normal

An original stand-up comedy special written and performed by comedian Tom Segura.

Release Date2014-03-15

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Vote Count62

Tom Segura: Mostly Stories

The bearded, bawdy, and comically bitter Tom Segura gets real about body piercings, the "Area 51" of men's bodies, and the lie he told Mike Tyson.

Release Date2016-01-08

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JobScreenplay

Charactersd Himself

Vote Count91

I Need You to Kill

'I Need You to Kill,' follows three American comics - Chad Daniels, Pete Lee, and Tom Segura on a six show tour through three of the world's newest stand-up comedy scenes: Hong Kong, Singapore, and Macau. The film explores the anxieties and surprises of taking your act halfway around the world as well as giving a ground-floor glimpse into Asia's newest growth industry - stand-up comedy.

Release Date2017-12-05

Charactersd Comedian / Interviewee

Vote Count1

Tom Segura

Tom Segura's Comedy Specials

Release Date2014-03-15

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JobWriter

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Episode Count5

El Tigre

Jeff and his friends head down to Mexico, only to discover the hard way that Jeff is a dead ringer for the infamous cartel leader El Tigre who’s gone missing. After being captured by rivals and then rescued by El Tigre’s forces, Jeff has to pretend to be their ruthless leader until he can find his friends and a way home.

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Tom Segura: Disgraceful

Tom Segura gives voice to the sordid thoughts you'd never say out loud, with blunt musings on porn, parking lot power struggles, parenthood and more.

Release Date2018-01-12

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Vote Count81

2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve

Tom and Bert are back with another 2 Bears live! This is a party that will last as long as the two of them are able to stay conscious. All the booze all the edibles and get this, the boys have been working on making an adult film to show you. Plus if you haven’t heard, They played basketball and Tom ended up in the hospital with multiple severe injuries. Luckily for all of us we have multiple camera angles of the devastation. All that and more. Ring in the new year with your two favorite bears!

Release Date2020-01-01

Charactersd Himself

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology, and more. Featuring bandleader Jon Batiste with his band Stay Human, the Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater.

Release Date2015-09-08

Charactersd Self - Guest

Episode Count1

Vote Count358

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

After Jay Leno's second retirement from the program, Jimmy Fallon stepped in as his permanent replacement. After 42 years in Los Angeles the program was brought back to New York.

Release Date2014-02-17

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Episode Count1

Vote Count380

Conan

A late night television talk show hosted by Conan O'Brien.

Release Date2010-11-08

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Episode Count1

Vote Count257

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Jimmy Kimmel Live! is an American late-night talk show, created and hosted by Jimmy Kimmel and broadcast on ABC.

Release Date2003-01-26

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Episode Count1

Vote Count212

Hot Ones

The show with hot questions and even hotter wings invites a famous guest over to eat and then interviews them while they're struggling through the heat.

Release Date2015-03-12

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Episode Count2

Vote Count75

Last Meals

Mythical Chef Josh interviews Celebrities while eating their last meals.

Release Date2021-10-28

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Episode Count1

Vote Count1

John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in L.A.

In six live installments, John Mulaney explores Los Angeles during a week when pretty much every funny person is in town.

Release Date2024-05-03

Charactersd Self

Episode Count1

Vote Count16

Funny AF with Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart travels the country with the help of comedy legends to find the next stand-up superstar — with the winner crowned live by your real-time vote.

Release Date2026-04-20

Charactersd Self - Judge

Episode Count1

Vote Count3

The Comedy Store

This documentary series brings to life the legends, heartbreak and history created at iconic L.A. club The Comedy Store, which over the past 47 years has launched the careers of a breathtaking array of stars.

Release Date2020-10-04

Charactersd Self

Episode Count5

Vote Count9

The Cabin with Bert Kreischer

Fast-living comic Bert Kreischer heads to a cabin for some self-care and invites his funny friends to join his quest to cleanse his mind, body and soul.

Release Date2020-10-13

Charactersd Self

Episode Count1

Vote Count18

The Roast of Tom Brady

Offensive lines. Full-contact comedy. Kevin Hart hosts this all-star roast of NFL legend Tom Brady.

Release Date2024-05-05

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Vote Count48

Tom Segura: Teacher

Parenting fails. Blackout bar stories. Career regrets. Tom Segura explores the darkly funny side of life's most unpredictable lessons.

Release Date2025-12-24

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Vote Count14

Best of Stand-up 2020

Unnecessary milk substitutes. Bad passwords. Burlap underpants. 2020 may have sucked, but thankfully the jokes didn't.

Release Date2020-12-31

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Vote Count24

This Is the Tom Green Documentary

From outrageous stunts to a life-changing cancer battle and his decision to trade Hollywood for an Ottawa farm, this is Tom Green like never before. Follow the comedy legend through his most personal moments as he navigates fame, faces illness, and embraces a quieter, more grounded life.

Release Date2025-01-23

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Vote Count15

Kill Tony: Kill or Be Killed

A bucket, a mic and one minute to win over Tony Hinchcliffe and a panel of famous guests. This is stand-up at its most unforgiving — and unpredictable.

Release Date2025-04-07

Charactersd Self - Guest

Vote Count18

Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

From his dad's unusual deathbed confession to watching his mom get high, Tom Segura tells blisteringly candid stories about marriage, mortality and more.

Release Date2023-07-04

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Vote Count51

The Roast of Bert Kreischer

Whitney Cummings roasts legendary comedian Bert "The Machine" Kreischer with the help of Jim Norton, Big Jay Oakerson, Tony Hinchcliffe, Rachel Feinstein, Donnell Rawlings, Trevor Wallace, and some surprise celebrity guests.

Release Date2023-04-01

Charactersd Self

Vote Count5

69 Minutes with Tom Segura

69 Minutes is the world's preeminent ‎investigative news program hosted by comedian Tom Segura. Are you looking for coverage of the mid-east conflict? The 2024 election? Stock market analysis? Well, you won't find any of that here!

Release Date2023-12-15

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Vote Count2

I Came Everywhere

Get an exclusive look into Tom Segura's life on the road as he spent 2 years touring aggressively across the world. This documentary shows a behind-the-scenes look at Tom’s “I’m Coming Everywhere World Tour" and the 303 shows that led up to the taping of his Netflix standup comedy special, “Sledgehammer.” A Documentary by Paul Brasil.

Release Date2023-07-12

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JobProducer

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Robert Paul Champagne: Home Here Now

Robert Paul Champagne has captured the hearts of America since before any of us knew his name. His brutally honest appeal on Instagram to meet men who can move in, get a lease and a key, has inspired and enlightened almost everyone who has come across it. No matter your race or creed, whether from jail or homeless, Robert opened his heart and home to the world. Now, Josh Potter from Your Mom's House Studios steps inside that home to try it out and learn more about the beautiful mystery named Robert Paul Champagne. He's home here now.

Release Date2019-07-08

DepartmentProduction

JobCoordinating Producer

Vote Count1

Gary Unmarried

A recently divorced couple shares custody of their two children while starting new relationships.

Release Date2008-09-24

Episode Count2

Vote Count45

Mash Up

Mash Up is a 2012 television series on Comedy Central hosted by T. J. Miller that features stand up comedians and visualizations. Series was spawned from a 2011 special of the same name. Steve Heisler at the The A.V. Club reviewed the show and gave it a grade of A-.

Release Date2012-10-10

Episode Count1

Vote Count1

The End

Top storytellers share their wildest, unfiltered true stories before a live audience in this final installment of Ari Shaffir's 16-year exploration of long-form storytelling in stand-up comedy.

Release Date2026-04-16

Episode Count1