The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on MTV on March 5, 2002, and in its first season, was cited as the most-viewed series ever on MTV. The final episode of the series aired March 21, 2005.
The Osbournes (Season 2)
Catching Up with the Osbournes (Episode 1) 7.7
Air date: 2002-11-05
Overview: Sharon looks back on Season 1 and reflects on the show’s sudden, massive impact on the Osbournes’ lives.
What Goes Up... (Episode 2) 5.5
Air date: 2002-11-26
Overview: Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.
Must Come Down (Episode 3) 5.5
Air date: 2002-12-03
Overview: Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.
The Ozz Man and the Sea (Episode 4) 6.5
Air date: 2002-12-10
Overview: While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.
Beauty and the Bert (Episode 5) 6.5
Air date: 2002-12-17
Overview: Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door.
Smells Like Teen Spirits (Episode 6) 6.5
Air date: 2003-01-07
Overview: Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying leaves their parents thoroughly unimpressed.
Meow Means No! (Episode 7) 6.5
Air date: 2003-01-14
Overview: Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the animals.
It's a Hard Knock Life (Episode 8) 6.0
Air date: 2003-01-21
Overview: As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.
Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness (Episode 9) 6.5
Air date: 2003-01-28
Overview: Ozzy grows increasingly anxious about Sharon's health. Her immune system is shot from the chemo, and the dogs run wild through the house. He cleans obsessively, urging everyone to wear gloves and masks.
Viva Ozz Vegas (Episode 10) 6.5
Air date: 2003-02-04
Overview: The family decides to go to Las Vegas for Kelly's 18th birthday.
My Big Fat Jewish Wedding (Episode 11) 6.5
Air date: 2003-02-11
Overview: Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than enthusiastic about the preparations.
What a Boy Wants (Episode 12) 6.0
Air date: 2003-06-10
Overview: Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times.
Flea's a Crowd (Episode 13) 6.5
Air date: 2003-06-17
Overview: A flea infestation wreaks havoc on the Osbourne household, leaving the pets frantic and the family itchy and miserable.
Run Ozzy Run (Episode 14) 7.0
Air date: 2003-06-24
Overview: Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.
Fists of Fury (Episode 15) 7.0
Air date: 2003-07-01
Overview: While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.
Mama, I'm Staying Home (Episode 16) 6.5
Air date: 2003-07-08
Overview: With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other.
Tennis Racket (Episode 17) 7.0
Air date: 2003-07-15
Overview: After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As sleepless nights mount, three of the Osbournes’ cats vanish without a trace, and Sharon begins to suspect foul play.
A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann (Episode 18) 7.0
Air date: 2003-07-22
Overview: Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tattoo.
Angler Management (Episode 19) 7.0
Air date: 2003-07-29
Overview: After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.
Bye Bye Babies (Episode 20) 7.0
Air date: 2003-08-05
Overview: Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a long-lost keyboard from his Black Sabbath days.
Ozz Well That Ends Well (Episode 21) 7.0
Air date: 2003-08-12
Overview: Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack grows uneasy after discovering he’s been acting out violently in his sleep.
The Osbourne Family Christmas Special (Episode 22) 7.0
Air date: 2003-12-11
Overview: The Osbournes go all out for Christmas, throwing a star-studded holiday bash featuring cooking segments, carols, a visit from Santa, and their own offbeat take on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.
