Thicker than Water (Season 1)

Sensible Nellie Paine and her womanizing brother Ernie were promised $75,000 each if they moved back home to live with their elderly father Jonas and run the family business, Paine's Pure Pickles, for five years. The only thing the siblings have in common is they both hate pickles. Jonas shows no signs of dying soon, and enjoys seeing his grown children squabbling.

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    Two for the Money (Episode 1)

    Writer: Rick Mittleman

    Air date: 1973-06-13

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Siblings Nellie and Ernie, estranged for eight years, will inherit their father Jonas' business Paine's Pure Pickles, plus $75,000 apiece, when their father dies, if they both co-run the business for five years.

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    In a Pickle (Episode 2)

    Writer: George Tibbles

    Air date: 1973-06-20

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Nellie regrets entrusting payroll to Ernie.

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    The Piano Teacher (Episode 3)

    Writer: Joseph Bonaduce

    Air date: 1973-06-27

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Nellie is willing to give up her inheritance to run off with the man of her dreams, but Ernie and Jonas have other ideas about what she should do.

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    Love Letters (Episode 4)

    Writer: Lloyd Turner

    Air date: 1973-07-04

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Nellie and Ernie can't figure out why Bert, the factory foreman, keeps trying to sneak into their house.

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    The Jerk Who Came to Dinner (Episode 5)

    Writer: Don Reo

    Air date: 1973-07-11

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Nellie tries to get rid of an unwanted house guest, Ernie's old army pal.

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    Majority of None (Episode 6)

    Writer: Ed Scharlach

    Air date: 1973-07-18

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: When Jonas' doctor says he must stop working, Nellie and Ernie strive to become factory president.

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    The Return of Jake Paine (Episode 7)

    Writer: Peggy Elliott

    Air date: 1973-07-25

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Nellie and Ernie worry about their inheritance when Jonas' con artist brother Jake visits.

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    Save the Kid (Episode 8)

    Writer: Gordon Mitchell

    Air date: 1973-08-01

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Nellie wants to bring charges against the youth who stole her car, but Ernie wants the boy to be given a second chance.

  • Poster for The Mourning After

    The Mourning After (Episode 9)

    Writer: Rick Mittleman

    Air date: 1973-08-08

    Runtime: 30 min

    Overview: Ernie is pressured into staying with Jonas so Nellie can go on a blind date with Walter's friend.

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