WARNING: The most f***ed-up bears on TV.
The escapades of three bear siblings who decide they have to start selling drugs in order to raise money and save their home after gas companies start fracking next to their cave. The bears soon enlist other forest animals in a scheme that will pit them against oil companies, The Russian Mafia, local Hell’s Angels and polar bears who hate anything that isn’t white.

Bear-ly Legal (Episode 1)
Air date: 2026-07-24
Overview: Three bear siblings wake from hibernation to find their forest being destroyed by humans.

Don't Get High on Your Own Supply (Episode 2)
Air date: 2026-07-24
Overview: The bears take Boone City by storm with a new flavor of meth. Business is booming - until a local Aryan gang gets wind of their success.

Straight Outta Boone City (Episode 3)
Air date: 2026-07-24
Overview: The bears make some squirrelly new friends who set them up with lavish digs.

Don't Furry, Be Happy (Episode 4)
Air date: 2026-07-24
Overview: Alistair stumbles upon a furry convention, Blair has to save him again, and Jer finds romance.

The Right to Arm Bears (Episode 5)
Air date: 2026-07-24
Overview: Every drug lord needs a gun and every bear needs an alliance; but who can they trust?

It's Hammer Time (Episode 6)
Air date: 2026-07-24
Overview: Mystical resurrections, an undead kingpin, and Hollywood perverts, oh my.

A Serious Quality Control Problem (Episode 7)
Air date: 2026-07-24
Overview: The bears find unexpected allies in the woods but also love, danger and an accidental threesome.

The Ultimate Climax (Episode 8)
Air date: 2026-07-24
Overview: Just when the bears think things can't get any crazier, Dwight's musical, and a new enemy.